Lets Shoot Lawyers in the Face

Lets Shoot Lawyers in the Face
02/16/2006
by Tom Flannery copyright 2006

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Can you imagine if the poor bugger was a Democratic lawyer? They may have gutted him before calling the cops.

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When you're feeling blue
the world's got you down
c'mon and turn that frown
upside down
forget your troubles
forget your place
lets get drunk as monkeys
and shoot lawyers in the face

As long as it's Texas
all bets are off
I can hear you liberals
tisk tisk and scoff
we'll load double barreled buck shot
just in case
lets get drunk as monkeys
and shoot lawyers in the face

the next guy who says
the VP can't spy
gonna get a snootful of grapeshot
right between the eyes

It's the land of the free
it's the home of the brave
come hunting with me
put your razor away
spray Darwin's monkey
with a can of mace
get drunk as Adam and Eve
and shoot lawyers in the face

the next guy who says
the VP can't spy
gonna get a snootful of grapeshot
right between the eyes

When you're feeling blue
the world's got you down
c'mon and turn that frown
upside down
forget your troubles
forget your place
lets get drunk as monkeys
and shoot lawyers in the face