Rick Santorum's Call to Liberty
4/28/2003
by Lorne Clarke copyright 2003

Referring to the pending Supreme Court case on Texas' so-called "Homosexual Conduct" law, Pennsylvania Republican Senator Rick Santorum said in an Associated Press interview, "If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything." Later in the interview, Santorum said, "It all comes from, I would argue, this right to privacy that doesn't exist, in my opinion, in the United States Constitution... Whether it's polygamy, whether it's adultery, where it's sodomy, all of those things are antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family."

Um...in case you can't tell. We think Rick Santorum is a colossal ass even for a Senator (which is really saying something)...and the fact that the homophobic dork is from PA like us makes us want to climb into a hole and inhale anthrax. This song is satirical in nature.

Good people come together now and listen to my song
There's trouble brewing in the country and I know what is wrong
We've lost our moral compass and we're drifting out in space
It's time to put the homos and the pinkos in their place

Oh hear me when I tell you now that I don't hate the gays
But the things they do are evil or so the Bible says
Just like raping little children or cheating on your wife
So from time to time the government just has to run your life

For Jesus has a place for us
Far beyond the blue
And there will be no homos there
Just good folks like me and you

And all the left-wing pinkos here they simply have no spine
Though they can quote the constitution like they've memorized each line
But we don't need a constitution just to show us what's gone wrong
And if we work together we can keep this country strong

For there's nothing more important than a happy family
And for that - if necessary - we can give up liberties
For there is no right to privacy - it never did exist
Come help me save America where ignorance is bliss.

For Jesus has a place for us
Far beyond the blue
And there will be no homos there
Just good folks like me and you
 

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