Jerry Jerry Quite Contrary

Jerry Jerry Quite Contrary
05/17/2007
by Tom Flannery copyright 2007
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I won't kick a man while he's down. But once he's dead, well......

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Oh I'm gonna tell you a story
about a man who loved to hate
'cause his god gave him dispensation
and on salvation a nice cut rate
got out of his bed in the morning
left her cab fare by the door
gathered up his bibles
and used them to clean the floor
oh Jerry Jerry
quite contrary
how does your gardener toil
with mine fields and barbed wire
sprinkled in your soil

Liberals and feministas
caused his heart to skip a beat
and them ACLU pagans
always nipping at his feet
labor unions and civl righters
better get fixed with the Lord
and shun that Tinky Winky
to share is his reward
oh Jerry Jerry
quite contrary
please explain your first time
bottle of whiskey in an outhouse
and Mommy in her prime

oh Jerry Jerry
quite contrary
steady as she goes
running into glass houses
might leave you with a broken nose

It's the end of the world and you know it
but you don't feel so good
there's far too many seculars
running around your neighborhood
that damn Darwin and his monkey's
the devil loose in public school
the muslims were driven crazy
by the lesbians in the pool
oh Jerry Jerry
quite contrary
rest your weary head
your hating days are over
now that you are dead

oh Jerry Jerry
quite contrary
remember matthew 19:24
the camel and the eye of a needle
when you're banging on the door