The Ode to Steve Forbes and the Heritage Foundation
6/20/2003
by L. Clarke copyright 2003

As defined in his June 6th letter on behlf of The Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank that would make the John Birch Society blush.
Apparently the silver spoon Stevie was born with was stuck up his ass.

"My father once spent $5 million on a birthday party for himself in Tangiers.
Why can't I spend a few more running for President?"
-- Steve Forbes

We welcome your comments.

In the bible I read that Jesus said,
Ye shall always have the poor
So we don't throw good money after bad
For some things there's no cure
And it's not fair to say I don't care
To paint me as unfeeling
 The Lord helps those who help themselves
And I've been more than willing

Refrain
The reason that they're poor is 'cause they're lazy
Anyone can see that straight away
It takes a lot of nerve to ask for gravy
When they're stealing the very food from off our plates
They're stealing the very food from off our plates

And the more I see the more I believe
That the whole damn thing's a joke
They own things from a rich man's dreams
But they still keep crying "broke"
They've got microwaves and video games
And cable television
They've got VCR's and some have cars
And a house where they've been livin'

Refrain

In the time it takes to whine and complain
They all could have found a job
But it's plain to see they're just welfare scum
Just drunken, worthless slobs
And so instead they lie in bed
And suck from the government teat
While we all work for everything we've got
And drop our taxes at their feet

Refrain
 

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