The House of Boo

The House of Boo
08/17/2006
by Tom Flannery copyright 2006
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If you ain't scared yet we'll get to you
welcome to the house of boo
mouthwash and toothpaste and hair jell too
or they may blow you away with an exploding shoe
step right in to the house of boo

Lions and tigers and bears oh my
gays and illegals need not apply
or peaceniks agnostics...the ACLU
fighting to burn the red white and blue
step right in to the house of boo
we'll scare you too

Dissenters augmenters latte elite
college professors oh so effete
with their blue state lack of derring do
joining Bin Laden in a soft shoe
step right into the house of boo

you may be slow
but you'll catch on
just keep your head
where it belongs
and when it's time to contemplate
we'll make sure you avoid that big mistake
at the house of boo

Jesus loves you and so do we
we admire your clever repartee
and your willingness to kill those who
pose absolutely no threat to you
welcome to the house of boo
we'll scare you too